Actually, that's still true. Who are you, my warranty. Bite my shiny metal ass

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. We're also Santa Claus! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." But I done struck you a deal Five hours of community service .